From: Daniel W. Frutschi, daniel.frutschi@cch.cerberus.ch
Subject: Formular fuer grosse Pfeife
Date: Thu, 21 Mar 1996 13:40:10 +0100
Organization: Unisource Business Networks

Andrea Trampler wrote:
> 
> > - Mustermerkbefreiung: (laut Amtsblatt)
> > ====================
> 
> R O T F L !!!!!!
> 
> Wo nimmst du immer nur diese Sachen her?
> 
> Tschaui
> 
> Dea, immer noch lachend :-)))))))))
> 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can't beat the feeling!!!~~~~
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~rrr#41~


Hallo Andrea!

Fuer den Verursacher dieses Threads (Hans Crauel) haette ich auch noch was:


 *Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**
 
 Dear:
  [  ] Clueless Newbie            [XX] Lamer             [  ] AOLer
  [  ] "Me too" er                [  ] Pervert           [  ] Geek
  [XX] Spammer                    [  ] Nerd              [  ] Elvis
  [  ] Fed                        [  ] Freak             [  ] Scientologist
  [  ] Scammer                    [XX] Dumbass           [  ] Pre-teen
 
 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [  ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [  ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [XX] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [  ] You started an off-topic thread
  [  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [  ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
  [  ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
  [  ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
  [  ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
  [  ] You said "me too" to something
  [XX] You suck
  [  ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [  ] You posted a lame-sex ad
  [  ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was
       legal
  [  ] I think you might be a fed
  [  ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
       cool
  [  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
       worthless that you are being flamed anyway
 
 To Repent, You Must:
 
  [  ] Stop masturbating for a week
  [  ] Give up your AOL account
  [XX] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [  ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
  [XX] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [XX] Actually post something relevant
  [  ] Read the FAQ
  [  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
 
  [  ] Blow me
  [XX] Get a life
  [XX] Never post again in d.r.m.
  [  ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [  ] I pity your dog
  [XX] Go to hell
  [  ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [XX] Take your shit somewhere else
  [  ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
  [  ] Learn to post or fuck off
  [  ] All of the above
 
 **END FLAME**


Aes Gruessli vom Dan

-- 
Daniel W. Frutschi, SysAdmin Cerberus AG, Switzerland  
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